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Post all da funny stuff here!!! Nothing offensive allowed. Just nothing stupid ok? Advertising allowed on here to.
Funny things you can post: Yo moma jokes Funny quotes Jokes other funny stuff!
lucasds12
Sat Nov 23 at 21:34:30 (2013)
What happens when math and reading are in the same test? They turn into a Maading test, get it, hahaha... ha.. heh. -Lucas
phinbella86
Tue Nov 26 at 21:39:55 (2013)
(Originally posted by lucasds12 [Link])
What happens when math and reading are in the same test? They turn into a Maading test, get it, hahaha... ha.. heh. -Lucas
(sarcasm) Ha ha.. (end of sarcasm) pretty clever though.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? (disappears) (5s later) (comes back in the TARDIS) This Doctor.
DingusBungus
Mon Dec 2 at 7:26:39 (2013)
I've got a couple of racist jokes:
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they just beat the room for being black.
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What's the difference between Oprah Winfrey and a gorilla? 1 billion dollars.
That's enough racism for today folks :P
AndrewPH
time for dominate
Mon Dec 2 at 8:19:26 (2013)
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot.
Marcus
Mon Dec 2 at 23:28:38 (2013)
(Originally posted by AndrewPH [Link])
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot.
What if he's not licensed or did not go through proper pilot training?
AndrewPH
time for dominate
Tue Dec 3 at 1:45:27 (2013)
(Originally posted by Marcus [Link])
What if he's not licensed or did not go through proper pilot training?
A man trying to save everybody after terrorists gunned down the pilots.
craigveall
Tue Dec 3 at 17:36:18 (2013)
hahahaha XD
(Automerge)
i walked into class today jumped onto the table and said YOUR MUM WOOOOO i got 3 lunch time detentions XD oops!
phinbella86
Wed Dec 4 at 1:00:50 (2013)
Wow. xD
What do you call a duck that needs more but is a baby?
DUCKY MOMO! (i like ducks/saying stuff about ducks)
Marcus
Thu Dec 5 at 1:29:48 (2013)
(Originally posted by AndrewPH [Link])
A man trying to save everybody after terrorists gunned down the pilots.
Amazing, how did those terrorists get past the bolt locked door?
AndrewPH
time for dominate
Thu Dec 5 at 1:33:37 (2013)
(Originally posted by Marcus [Link])
Amazing, how did those terrorists get past the bolt locked door?
A bomb.
HymenRipper
Thu Dec 5 at 2:26:11 (2013)
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
LOL
Not funny.
Thu Dec 26 at 22:32:44 (2013)
Something funny - Noob:Give me ur account pls? Pls?
Player1:No.
Noob:pls?
Player1: Nooo.
Noob: or imma h4ck ur 4cc0unt by mahs3lv
Player1: Meep!
[The end]
gamerkd
Fri Dec 27 at 20:12:14 (2013)
If he could just hack your account anyway (which 95% of the players online can't)....why ask for it? This isn't very funny or logical.
MarhyX
Noob joins. 2 seconds later... Noob: CAN I HAVE STAFF PLZ OWNER!!!! Owner: No. Noob: PLZ PLZ! Owner: Please stop your begging, not appreciated.
4 minutes later: 285 noobs say: I WANT STAFF I WANT STAFF! Owner ragequits. [The End]
phinbella86
Sat Dec 28 at 15:37:41 (2013)
(Originally posted by MarhyX [Link])
Noob joins. 2 seconds later... Noob: CAN I HAVE STAFF PLZ OWNER!!!! Owner: No. Noob: PLZ PLZ! Owner: Please stop your begging, not appreciated.
4 minutes later: 285 noobs say: I WANT STAFF I WANT STAFF! Owner ragequits. [The End]
Why not hit the ban hammer? Cause it is against rules on most servers to ask for staff unless you have experience and they need staff
stigsarabcousin
Sun Dec 29 at 20:47:37 (2013)
What do you call a documentary about ducks?
A DUCKUMENTARY
phinbella86
Mon Dec 30 at 2:48:19 (2013)
(Originally posted by stigsarabcousin [Link])
What do you call a documentary about ducks?
A DUCKUMENTARY
/like
Meepologist
Fri Jan 3 at 15:42:39 (2014)
(Originally posted by stigsarabcousin [Link])
What do you call a documentary about ducks?
A DUCKUMENTARY
(fake command) /facebook like
phinbella86
Sat Jan 4 at 5:10:01 (2014)
(Originally posted by stigsarabcousin [Link])
What do you call a documentary about ducks?
A DUCKUMENTARY
GTA V Reference: /Stalk
dalak
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
phinbella86
Sat Jan 4 at 12:57:29 (2014)
Don't make me hungry! What do you call a cheese that ain't yours? Nacho Cheese (That was a too "cheesy" joke... im not always original)
